Crystal, Ronnette and Chiffon (The Narrators)

A band of ladies. Smart, Quick witted they often seem like the only ones who have a grip on reality. They undertake different guises throughout the show whether popcorn sellers, street urchins, botanists or glamorous space age soul singers in the finale.

Gender: Female
Age: 16 to 70
Vocal range top: F5
Vocal range bottom: Ab3

Audition Text


"There he is girls. It's Seymour, I found him. Can we have your autograph, we saw you on channel 5 news. Is it true the Audrey 2 is going to be grand marshall for the rose bowl? Is it true the shop is decorating the senior prom?"


"Who do you think you are showing your face around here? Treating her that way? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Now get outta here. The last thing Audrey needs is a man of your kind".

Audition Song

"Skid Row" and "Ya Never Know"

Please note that regardless of which "Narrator " you wish to audition for you will be required to perform both small singing sections in the audition.

"Skid Row", Crystal's Part from the start - Ending with "Till it's 5pm"/on BAR 9

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"Ya Never Know", Ronnette's Part from "All the world used to screw" /on BAR 105 - Ending with "Strange little plant over there"/ on BAR 119

Link to song on YouTube (Go to 2 mins 45 secs)

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